captain-ghost:

iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

radiofreederry:

Potential for the funniest thing ever to happen

catchymemes:

Mr. Smitten’s Sammich

sacred-portal:

captainacorn95:

doyouknowwhatimeme:

Can somebody explain the joke?

Thank you (preemptive)

edit: STOP. THE. EXPLANATIONS. I AM GETTING TIRED OF IT

hungwy:

frqp:

hungwy:

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

(via professorfonz)

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

The conversation

(via sluttysuperheroes)

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

(via professorfonz)